When I was smaller, I had this monkey. It used to spend most of its time in or near our aquarium humming and sometimes belching as it distractedly pawed at our cichlids.
One day, as the sun was coming up, the monkey, whose name was Polite Elephant, sat bolt upright suddenly and fell over dead into the fish tank.
I have no idea what caused that, but the cichlids seemed delighted, so we left him to float in there and then to eventually sink. The remains of the monkey, whose name was Polite Elephant, became nothing but bones and hair, and after a while, I was forced to dig him out as he had begun to clog the filter.
Not much longer after tha